Something's been on my mind today and I'd like to share it with you all. (I know you are just dying to hear what I have to say, huh?) But it's this...HUMOR, LAUGHTER, FRIENDS. These things are so important to me...I'm not saying that I can't be serious, I can. But I love to laugh, I need to laugh and it helps me get through some tough times. I was raised in a home with 3 sisters, sisters who liked to lock each other in the attic for a good laugh. I was raised with a mom who acted goofy...I'm sure when I was in my teens, this was not a good thing while I was with my friends, but still, I remember laughter. And although my dad is not a comedian (sorry dad, but you're not) we laugh in our family. And now, even full-grown and a wife and mother, I need to laugh. I am so lucky to be married to a very funny man...one who will act foolish, just to entertain me. I like to sing and dance with my girls, even if they shut the blinds and close the windows to spare the neighbors...I still do it. I laugh, I laugh as much as I can...even when I think I might pee my pants, I still do it! And so it goes without saying that I like to surround myself with those who will laugh with me, who will laugh at me, and who make me laugh. I need this, just like I need love and comfort from these same friends. So to you, my friends, thanks for laughing... thanks for acting goofy, silly, foolish and sometimes even stupid! We can't take ourselves too seriously or be too hard on ourselves...we have to find joy in life. This piece of advice I need to take myself. I need to not worry about all that is beyond my control, I need to laugh at some of the hard stuff. Sunday, September 30, 2007
Laughter
Something's been on my mind today and I'd like to share it with you all. (I know you are just dying to hear what I have to say, huh?) But it's this...HUMOR, LAUGHTER, FRIENDS. These things are so important to me...I'm not saying that I can't be serious, I can. But I love to laugh, I need to laugh and it helps me get through some tough times. I was raised in a home with 3 sisters, sisters who liked to lock each other in the attic for a good laugh. I was raised with a mom who acted goofy...I'm sure when I was in my teens, this was not a good thing while I was with my friends, but still, I remember laughter. And although my dad is not a comedian (sorry dad, but you're not) we laugh in our family. And now, even full-grown and a wife and mother, I need to laugh. I am so lucky to be married to a very funny man...one who will act foolish, just to entertain me. I like to sing and dance with my girls, even if they shut the blinds and close the windows to spare the neighbors...I still do it. I laugh, I laugh as much as I can...even when I think I might pee my pants, I still do it! And so it goes without saying that I like to surround myself with those who will laugh with me, who will laugh at me, and who make me laugh. I need this, just like I need love and comfort from these same friends. So to you, my friends, thanks for laughing... thanks for acting goofy, silly, foolish and sometimes even stupid! We can't take ourselves too seriously or be too hard on ourselves...we have to find joy in life. This piece of advice I need to take myself. I need to not worry about all that is beyond my control, I need to laugh at some of the hard stuff. A more serious side
Saturday, September 29, 2007
What the...

Clarification
Just so you all know...I don't actually sleep IN my pantry, I do have a really nice, warm and cozy bed! (Although at times when I wake up in the middle of the night and am hungry, I am tempted to curl up on a pantry shelf with the bag of oreos!) Ok, just had to clear that up...I feel much better now...Thanks!
Friday, September 28, 2007
A Short Conversation
Hudsen: Mom, my lips hurt real bad, does dad have any chapstick in here?
Me: I don't think so, maybe I have some in my purse.
Hudsen: Yeah, dad probably doesn't have any in here...moms are much more prepared!
(Laughing...I find some in my purse, give to child)
Hudsen: Oh thanks, is this yours or dad's?
Me: Mine
Hudsen: Yeah, I was going to be real surprised if it was dad's!
Quite a Looker!
Sisters
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Things I am Not...
So I finally ventured out of the house today! Since we've been home from our trip my little Hudsen has been sick and has missed 3 days of school, thus lots of time spent at home. So, I got them out the door and decided to run the errands I've been escaping this week. One of my first stops was to get the oil changed in my car. I was sitting there, ever so patiently, when the guy comes in the lobby with my air filter...he said it looks pretty good but asked me if we live near a field. I was curious at this point and said no...he went on to tell me that we might want to set some mice traps in our garage because he could tell that mice were making a nest in my engine!!YIKES...what was that? I immediately get the heebee geebees (good spelling, huh) and want to dry heave right there at Grease Monkey. So if you don't already know this about me, let me just say.......I HATE MICE! I can handle snakes, spiders, lizards, hairy french people, but not MICE! Last year we had a couple in our house and it was quite the ordeal. I was ready to move to a hotel and let's just say that Randy threatened our children to NEVER tell mom if they saw one, just go and get him. Anyways, I won't go into the gorry details but let's just say it was a nightmare and I couldn't sleep or eat anything in my pantry till those suckers were gone!
Next I get myself together, immediately calling Randy when I leave to tell him the horrific details, and drive over to get my nails done. (Yes I am that kind of girl, a little shallow) Everything is going smoothly until the door chimes and in walks a girl I know. Ok, we are not really friends, but we do know each other...our girls are friends. Anyways, she happens to be the girl who just recently asked if I was pregnant at back to school night...in front of a lot of people. I was mortified and told her "No, I'm just fat" and kept on walking. (Of course the moment I got home I cried like a baby and called my personal trainer) I have seen her once after that...at the gym one day (which was quite funny) and then again today. I, being the bigger person, was all friendly with her and pretended it never happened. But I could tell she was embarrassed (which she should be, stupid girl!) as we carried on a conversation. It was them time for me to get up and go wash my hands and you can bet I was sucking in my stomach like never before!! Take that... you should shut your pie hole... stupid girl! I left there determined that the next time I see her I shall be Angelina, Kate Moss, never eating another twinkie, anorexic THIN!Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Blonde & Beautiful
Before and After
This is one of the down sides of having 4 girls...they can usually pass down their clothes but then that requires me to go through everything and see what still fits, what's too worn to keep and what's just Plain Ugly now. After all, my oldest is 16 so what was in style back then really doesn't make the Top Ten list today. Although I try to get them to wear the jeans that buttoned up by the boobs (aka 90's fashion) they just aren't going for it. Plus our closets aren't that big so I am required to stash fall/winter or spring/summer clothes up in boxes. What a pain that is...I usually wait so long to do this nasty task that by the time I get down the clothes they should be wearing, all the pants are now floods or the shirts are too tight.
This is when it'd be nice to have one girl, one boy..."oh darn it, we'll just have to go out and buy you all new clothes for the season." Then box up the old clothes and make a run to DI. Simple as that!
Show 'em how it's done GIRLS!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Heck Family Motto
Someone bring me my Hot Toddie!
I CAN'T SLEEP! Did you hear me...all of you that are snuggled up comfy and cozy in your nice warm beds? Don't you feel sorry for me...I mean this jet lag is seriously kicking my fanny! It has now been 4 nights in a row where I have woken up at various times and can not fall back asleep. Don't you hate when that happens? Lucky for me I just slip on my bunny slippers and sneak downstairs and start blogging. That's another good thing about it (blogging), you don't have to wake anybody up to be entertained (by reading their blogs, of course). I am even taking sleeping pills and I still wake up. Maybe I should take a sleeping pill, a nice fuzzy & warm feeling Valium and a good shot of whiskey...that should do the trick! (Just kidding mom, don't call Betty Ford center on me yet)! I'm sure it doesn't help that Hudsen has come in our room every night since we've been home (she's still sick) and woken us up. Ok, is woken a word...that looks funny, oh well! See what's happening, I can't even blog straight. I miss you sleep...I look forward to being intimate with you once again...I don't think Randy would mind, he'd actually love to join us!Maybe I can slip in a nap today...TTFN (those of you not familiar with tigger talk, that stands for "ta ta for now"!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Whatcha doin?
Sunday, September 23, 2007
This is it...I promise!
Oh I know, you are probably getting so sick of me talking about my trip and what a fabulous time we had and blah, blah, blah, shove it in my ear...right? So this will be the final writing of my 9 day adventure to Europe. (I think)
In short, views were fantastic; food was so-so; finding my diet coke when in need, a definite plus; frying my flat iron the day we got there, Sucked; buying a new one for way too much (I won't even put the price, in case RC reads this) Sucked; finding out the plugs were different in England than in France and couldn't use the flippin Louis Vuitton flat iron, suck, suck! Spending lots of time with Randy;great...except when I wanted to do some serious shopping then I needed him to just find a bench and have a seat! Seeing Wicked and Grease (which we paid for twice 'cause we missed the first show 'cause I got the days mixed up and then proceeded to throw the temper tantrum of a 3 yr old 'cause I REALLY wanted to see it); thoroughly entertaining!
Overall...a trip of a lifetime and one I won't soon forget. Thanks babe for being my traveling companion and keeping me in stitches with your great French accent...I love you!
But I'm happy to be home and see my girls... even if my house is not so clean and my laundry room looks like the entire contents of every shelf and closet in my house is now on the ground!
I am happy to be blogging away and catching up on all the posts that I missed this past week. Even if I am going a bit overboard...Hailey told Randy tonight that she hates when I blog because I am the worst listener. Ok, I'll try not to be so obsessive!
Goodnight my friends, sweet dreams.
Me coming out of the bell tower in Notre Dame, acting like Quazimodo. Wow, look at those rolls, take it easy on those pastries Missy!
A little peek at where we've been!
This was out in the English countryside, in a town called Lower Slaughter. So quaint and tranquil (if you ignore the name)
First time I saw this in England I just thought the "I" was missing (I obviously didn't read the entire sign) Soon I realized this is just like a "To Lease" sign over in the States. I am so brilliant I know!!
Felt like I was in a fairy tale...the houses were so small and I was on the look out for the seven dwarfs singing "Hi Ho" on their way home!
Friday, September 21, 2007
Heading home...thanks for the memories!
Last night we went to the show, GREASE, it was fantastic and fun. And no real British accents that I noticed because Sandy and Danny were from the States. Today we went out to the English countryside, saw Oxford University and the Cotswolds. Absolutely breathtaking!! (Great suggestion mom, you get an A) Oxford was very cool and old... Hailey would be so jealous because we saw where alot of Harry Potter was filmed. I was hoping to take in a quick game of Quiddich but no luck, besides my nymbus (sp?) 2000 had broken down. We looked all over for Harry but didn't spot him...but Hailey, dad did bring home the closet thing he could find. While we were in the countryside R and I went into this old, quaint tavern to eat. It was one of the highlights of my trip! We sat next to this old British couple, probably well into their 80's, and couldn't help but ease drop. They were the cutest couple and I was having a ball listening in on their conversation (by the way after 9 straight days with your spouse, love ya RC, you start to listen to alot of other people talking because quite frankly you are sick of talking to the same person over and over!!) But anyway, at one point in the conversation the wife said, "You know dear I am highly suspicious of salads" Which the husband replies with, "Oh yes, I know dear, so am I." But imagine it all said in a very English accent. I almost asked them if I could take their picture holding their salads! Chrissy Lou...you would have loved it.
Well I must run...have to go pack and fit all my crap in my suitcase which is now the size of a small house (My stuff that is)! Lots of love and I'll post lots of pictures when I get home. (Sorry no pics while in London, can't get this computer to cooperate!)
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
London Calling
Let me first say that yes indeed, all that have warned me about the brits and the yellow teeth thing are absolutely right. I think they need a few more Zoom whitening labs and orthodontists over here...better yet why doesn't ABC start a Extreme Mouth Makeover...England edition? It is quite unattractive, but I'm sure that when they come over to the states they say the same thing about Americans and us being such an overweight country. I have noticed that is such a huge difference...not very many fat people at all.
OK on to what we have been doing...we have seen Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, Tower of London, the crown jewels, Harrods, Hyde Park and so much more. Tomorrow we go to Buckingham Palace and see the changing of the guards. We also saw WICKED the first night we arrived. I've seen it twice in NYC but wanted to show RC what I am always talking about. Very good but took awhile for me to get used to the british accent on Galinda...overall still one of my favorites. Sorry girls that I saw it without you...Hope and Hudsen I promise your next:)
Well I have lots more tales to tell but I am using a computer that has no chair and I have to type standing up, hunched over...so I must make this short. Don't the Brits believe in planting your butt down in a comfy chair and blogging till your hearts desire? It's not like I haven't been walking 100 miles a day with a friggin bag weighing 30 lbs slung over my shoulder and a diet coke in one hand(yes, I have found them here) and more souvenirs than I know what to do with, in the other hand!! I mean c'mon lads, give me a CHAIR so I can sit for a spell!!!
Love to all, especially my cute kids...miss you soooooooo much and see you soon girls!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Shop til u drop!
But not to worry I am still having a fantastic time. Woke up early today at 7am and we were out the door and shopping when the stores opened. I have never been so amazed by the endless shopping possibilities here in this city. We went to a few department stores where I literally stood there with my mouth wide open, not knowing where to start. The kids clothes are to die for but I would probably have to sell one of them (my kids, that is) to pay for the outfit. And then that would really defeat the purpose of shopping for them...so alas, I managed to find some more reasonable finds. Don't worry girls...we don't have to draw straws yet to see who has to go! (Just kidding...I love my girls soooooooo much and do miss them.)
We really have had a wonderful time here and will leave for London tomorrow. I will miss Paris but will not miss the foul odors...I'm not kidding when I say they are some of the worst I've had the displeasure to smell. (And I think it's bad when my girls get home from school smelling like "recess" and "puppies")
We have taken the metro (subway) all over this city and so you really are packed in tight with all these "frenchies" and other non deodorant wearing tourists. Of course Randy and I always smell divine! 'K folks time to make my departure for this leg of the trip. Bon Jour!Sunday, September 16, 2007
There is a first time for everything!
Ok, I know you are wandering...what the heck? And after all I've seen so far in this beautiful city I am choosing to talk about this toilet. But I have to say I was completely thrown by this today. We were at this gigantic flea market and there were just row after row of cool antique finds. Well I found an "unique" find of my own...this toillete. I had to go to the bathroom and asked this lady where they were...she pointed to this. I thought she was mistaken and had lead me to the mens but NO, this is the ladies. You put your feet on the outside and squat...I am not kidding you. It was the most bizarre thing I have seen so far. (Not to mention awkward) So for any of you who haven't seen this before, you can thank me for opening your eyes to this classy and upscale part of Paris!Ok on to other things...we saw the Eiffel Tower today and it really was amazing. Didn't go up though because lines were ridiculous! And after climbing Notre Dame I thought I'd give my feet a rest. We went to Moulin Rouge tonight and that was fun to see. It is in the red light district, so not a place I'd like to take my kids! On 2nd thought...it really wasn't any worse than Vegas and they've seen that. Tomorrow is our last full day here and we are going to do some serious shopping! Any requests?
And for my last commentary of the night, I have only one thing left to say...
BUY SOME DEODORANT PEOPLE!! I'm sorry and I don't mean to be rude to the French but please, just apply at least once a day!!
We really are having a great time and seeing some fabulous sights...it is beautiful here. So good night for now...sorry I have no french words tonight...I left my english to french translation book in the room! I love you girls (if you are reading this) and be good while we are gone. Big kisses to you all!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Francais

Then we headed over to Bastille for some exploring although we went at the worst possible time I think. There was some music fest going on, a parade and all sorts of drunken french teenagers EVERYWHERE! I have never seen anything like it and was glad for my sweet innocent Hannah...who I'm sure would never be caught dead at one of those soirees (party, for those who don't speak French as fluently as me) RIGHT HANNAH??
Tonight we went to Champs de Elyssess, lots of cool stores...my favorite was Sephora. I never seen so many beauty products, perfumes, etc in my life. Tara, I thought of you the whole time...you'd been dizzy from all the products and might go into shock. This is a picture from there:
(Don't be confused, that is not me in the upper right hand corner)
So I must go now, I'm sure Randy (who is in the room) is wondering where the flip I am...he can't even get me away from this blogging thing in the most romantic city in the world! Poor thing...but don't worry, he's not going without attention (Wink Wink, Nudge, Nudge)
Au revoir ma ami
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Bon Jour!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Remember 9/11

Just for a moment I'd like to go back to the days right after 9/11, when our country came together and stood united, as one, without political divides and with a true love for mankind. Maybe we can start today in our own little lives to make a difference, to truly love our fellow man and neighbor. I'm willing to give it a shot! Thanks again to all those who matter in my life and may you and your family be blessed on this day.
A Keeper
Monday, September 10, 2007
This Is It!
So now I must quit my boobing and get on with it...did you notice though that my blogging made it 1st on my list (well right after my Diet Coke run), I really have my priorities straight!


