I've Reached a New Level of Lazy...

It's true... I've officially become totally useless and lazy this summer. I have watched so much mindless and trivial TV, that I'm afraid I might be TiVo'ng Big Brother 20 this fall, and I have NEVER stooped that low before! Now I would like to claim that I usually watch such educational channels such as PBS, Discovery, CSPAN and the like, but I would be lying. Instead this is what I'm watching...

A little Criss Angel with his "Mindfreak", this show really does freak my kids out. Have you seen this show...it is crazy, how does he do those things? Besides his little lisp, he's kinda sexy (although this new season he is sporting this whole beard and long hair thing which makes him look sort of like a Jewish rabbi).

Of course my summer would not be complete without "So You Think You Can Dance"...yeah, I am living vicariously through these people. I could so beat their butts if I were to go on this show, I just want to give them their chance to shine before I make my appearance.

And of course you've got to mix in a little bit of "Jon and Kate plus 8"....they are just so entertaining to watch. Kate is a little buggy at times...she's very bossy (doesn't sound at all familiar) but somehow I continually watch this show. Those kids are so darling and it always makes me feel grateful that I only have 4 to manage!

And I've already introduced you to my new found love this summer, "Tori and Dean, Home Sweet Hollywood". I am 100% hooked on this show and now can openly admit (after some counseling) that I've also read her book. I know, I know, what has happened to my standards? But I really like this show, I really like her hubby...hubba, hubba!

Shhhhh...have you seen this, the "Dog Whisperer" with Cesar? He is brilliant but I've yet to see him actually whisper to any dogs. He can change any dogs behavior and I just love his accent, in fact I am thinking of becoming his apprentice, do you think he'd hire me? I'd just like to be around him to hear him talk, who cares about the dogs!

Finally "Nanny 911" has also been on my TV watching schedule. Seriously, the kids they find for these shows are sooooo naughty and total brats!! (Of course mine are perfect, so we would never be considered for their show) I think the only reason I really watch this show is because it makes me feel pretty good about my own mothering skills. These kids are the devils spawn...for real!

So that's it for this summers TV guide...insightful huh? Now I have mixed in a few books here and there but don't tell anyone, I wouldn't want to ruin my image! I must go now, I am sure there is something important I am missing on TV...