The other man in my life has finally come to find me. Yes, it's true (Randy told me himself) that Brad will soon be filming a movie here in Utah. Tooele in fact, and so what if he didn't Mapquest my address and show up on my door step. I mean, does he have to do all the work in this relationship...it's the least I can do, meeting him out in nowhere land. I'm thinking maybe he doesn't want to upset Angelina, she is getting ready to pop any day now. That must be why he wants to meet in the desert, no one will know. But of course I'll have to come clean with R...he might wonder where I've gone when I return with my blouse on inside out and my hair all matted in the back (kidding girls, kidding :).I've been waiting for this day all my life and I'm pretty sure he feels the same about me. How exciting that all this longing... this anticipation... this lusting will soon come to fruition! You might ask how Randy feels about this, well he is pretty used to sharing me with Brad...he's willing to make certain sacrifices on our (Brad and I's) behalf. And I always tell him he's free to have his own fantasy mistress...I have no problem with that!
So the final question is this...where should I put the tattoo of Tooele's coordinates (after all this is where we'll share our first kiss) on my body?
12 comments:
i'm thinking a tramp stamp--always classy and never goes out of style!!
i love that you profess your amore for b-rad. i think he's feeling it, too--you guys could make it work. who doesn't want a mormon mother of 4?? (that's what i always say....)
AWWWW.....romance blooming in the Tooele desert...what better setting could you ask for?
Proof that Brad can make anyplace BEAUTIFUL with his presence.
Of course he feels the same as you do - how could he NOT???
Melissa, you need your butt spanked and not by Brad...by Randy or Dad or Me. You know thoughts lead to actions so repent of your evil thoughts and come clean so that your heart is in the right place. As always this is good advice from your Mother. and call me and tell me about yesterday's appointment. mamamia
I don't think I have ever seen a more beautiful picture of this perfect creature! We will be on a quest to get a glimpse of him in the desert! Thanks you made my day!
You just keep on dreaming, if that is what makes you happy:)
You be trippin' girl! xo
Is Brad bringing his good buddy George?
im sorry but Brad and Tooele do not go together..but you and he on the other hand are a match made in imaginary land heaven...
K, I was going to leave some clever comment, but your MOM's. Oh gees. That one cracked me up and I can't think of my own now.
You know you're into Brad Pitt when I actually think of YOU when I see or hear "Brad Pitt"!!!
That top picture is YUMMY! I'm loving your Mom's comment, so funny! Hell doesn't seem so bad, right?
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